While we're on the subject

Why is chocolate considered to be sexy? I mean, though not my bag, I can understand that some people find it tasty or satisfying, but sexy? Turn on the tv; every commercial for chocolate bars, ice cream, even low-fat artificial chocolate-tinged yogurt features some languid, nubile woman licking, sucking, fellating some vehicle of chocolate delivery. Chocolate turns into brown, silken garments. Who wears chocolate clothes?? Honestly people, just say no.